Meet salaryman Kimihiko, an every day kinda guy... well, besides his infatuation with maiko (apprentice geisha) and his lifelong dream of being able to play "strip baseball" with one!
It looks as if his dreams may come true when his company decides to transfer him to Kyoto, the city of geisha. Immediately he dumps his girlfriend Fujiko and excitedly heads to his first geisha house. However, he discovers competition by a rival who is a professional baseball star. Now it's all-out war where each one tries to out-do the other, becoming professional baseball players, K-1 fighters, chefs, actors and even politicians. Things even get more complicated when Kimi's ex-girlfriend plots her revenge by becoming an apprentice geisha too.
MAIKO HAAAAN!!! is a hilarious rags to riches comedy about a guy who will do anything to gain invitation into the private Maiko world!