Colin Diamond (Ray Winstone) is in agony, shattered by the bombshell of his wife's (Joanne Whalley) infidelity with a young french waiter. His motley crew of friends kidnap Loverboy and assemble a kangaroo court so Colin can restore his manhood. Loverboy's life is at stake as Colin wrestles with heartbreak, anger, madness, love and self pity.