Things haven't been going well for Steve 'The Wog Boy' Karamitsis...His one true love, a '69 Valiant Pacer, has just been seized, along with all his assets by the Federal cops because he trusted the shady Tony the Yugoslav and Steve's best mate Frank has lost his touch with the ladies after a messy divorce. But fortune, as ever, favours the 'Wog' when Steve discovers that he has inherited a beach on the Greek resort island of Mykonos from an uncle he never met - a beach worth millions...

Can Steve get the better of the Greeks? Have Frank's days as a pick-up king come and gone?

One thing's for sure; on the party island of Mykonos sometimes life can be a beach!