Billy Bob Thornton is Willie T. Stokes, a crooked department store Santa who doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. The only thing that matters to this foul-mouthed, kid-hating, alcoholic, sexoholic safe-cracker is making it to Christmas Eve so he can rob the place blind. But this year, his plan gets derailed by a wise-cracking store detective, a sexy bartender and the one kid who's convinced he's the real deal. With a cast of stars including Lauren Graham, John Ritter and Bernie Mac, this politically incorrect laugh-fest is the ultimate holiday movie for those who don't like the holiday.